Strange Planet Your Continued Existence Funny Birthday Card

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Front Message: This is where the planet was when you emerged
Tiny Trash!

And now we sing
Ok I'll just stare at you

This is on fire
I will exhale on it!

Extinguish! Extinguish! Extinguish! Extinguish!
Inside Message: I commend you on your continued existence.

Funny birthday greeting card features a cartoon of blue beings from Nathan Pyle's "Strange Planet" comic celebrating a birthday with cake and candles.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card pkg. size: 5" W x 7.19" H
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    Alien birthday card

    This card made my 20 year old nephew laugh.

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    Funny Milestone Card

    Perfect for the person who's ongoing existence you value the most

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