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Roses Are Red Funny Valentine's Day Card

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Front Message: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everyone sucks.
Inside Message: Except for you! Happy Valentine's Day

Funny Valentine's Day greeting card features a bluntly honest and modern take on a classic love poem with an embossed floral design on a red background.
  • Includes one card and one designed envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card pkg. size: 5" W x 7.19" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Roses are Red,

    My friend LOVED this card. It was HILARIOUS!!!

    Bought for: Friend

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    Reviewed by: Lucinda

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Perfect for your BFF

    Very funny friend Valentine

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    Reviewed by: Kimberly

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Best card ever! I LOVE this card

    It's perfect for your best friend or significant other with just the right amount of humor.

    Bought for: Friend

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    Reviewed by: Lisa

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Cute and Funny

    My daughter loved it.

    Bought for: Child

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    Reviewed by: Darrell

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Perfectly stated

    This made me lol and when I gave it, he loled too😂👍🏻

    Bought for: Spouse

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    Reviewed by: Wendi

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Funny Valentine’s card

    One of the few irreverent valentines I could find. Very much appreciated it!

    Bought for: Other Family Member

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    Reviewed by: DENICE

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