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Roses Are Red Funny Valentine's Day Card

Regular price $3.99
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Front Message: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everyone sucks.
Inside Message: Except for you! Happy Valentine's Day

Funny Valentine's Day greeting card features a bluntly honest and modern take on a classic love poem with an embossed floral design on a red background.
  • Includes one card and one designed envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card pkg. size: 5" W x 7.19" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Funny

    This was a good valentines card that’s wasn’t very sentimental

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    Reviewed by: AYANNA

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Terrific Experience

    This was the first time I sent a card through Hallmark great card terrific service. Can’t wait to use them again.

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    Reviewed by: Sindy

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Lots of Laughs

    Sent this Hallmark card to Mississippi. My best friend opened this card at her Mardi Gra party and everyone loved the card! Lots of laughs Kathy said.

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Perfect!

    Every one has a friend or sibling that will love this card! I bought one for my sister and one for a friend. I know they'll get a laugh!

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Roses are Red,

    My friend LOVED this card. It was HILARIOUS!!!

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Perfect for your BFF

    Very funny friend Valentine

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