Love You Poem Funny Birthday Card for Wife
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About this product
Funny birthday card for wife features an illustration of a couple standing beneath a purple starry night as the husband serenades his wife with a sexy and somewhat suggestive poem in a multi-panel booklet design that ends with a pop-up heart attachment.
Front:
To my Wife. Your eyes are like starlight that shines in the sky. Your lips are as sweet as a hot apple pie.
Inside message:
Your cheeks are like roses that bloom in the spring. Your hips are hypnotic whenever they swing. You're hot from the front and you're hot from behind. Your teeth look like pearls (and not the black kind). Your skin's smooth as velvet, your legs are first-class. But still what I like most of all is your...heart! Love you, Wife
Dimensions:
5" x 7.25"
Envelope & seal:
Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
Item number:
599FBD4674
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