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Everyone Sucks Poem Funny Valentine's Day Card

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Funny Valentine's Day greeting card features hearts and flowers surrounding a hilarious roses-are-red poem on the cover paired with a sweet stanza inside. Matte finish.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everyone sucks.
Except for you! Happy Valentine's Day
Card pkg. size: 5" W x 7.19" H
Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.