You're My Human Funny Valentine's Day Card From the Dog
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Funny Valentine's Day greeting card from the dog features cute illustrations of a canine character paired with a humorous and heart-warming message they'll appreciate. Red foil, glossy and embossed accents add fun touches.
Front:
It's Valentine's Day, and although you're my human, I'd like to think of you as my Valentine. I know there have been times I've let you down. There have been accidents. Mistakes were made. I do things I'm not proud of. And I feel bad about that, I really do. But there isn't anything I wouldn't do for you, except maybe go to the vet. And other things I'd really rather not talk about.
Inside message:
But if you wanna play ball? I'm your dog. Need a squirrel chased? Ha! Let me at 'em! Need the heck chewed outta something expensive? Okay, bad example. But the point is, I love you. We understand each other. And I want you to know I'll never leave you. Unless somebody leaves the gate open. Happy Valentine's Day
Dimensions:
Card pkg. size: 5.75" W x 8.31" H
Envelope & seal:
Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
Item number:
399VEE7083