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Love and Crap Parenting Gift Set

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Celebrate the chaos and joy of new parenthood with this charming gift set. Perfect for new moms or dads, our “Love and Crap” gift set includes a ceramic mug with a hilarious message blaming the kids for parenting struggles, and a soft white cotton tea towel embroidered with more humorous text. A heartfelt Hallmark card congratulates the new arrival, while a gift bag and tissue paper make wrapping effortless. This thoughtful, funny, and heartwarming bundle of joy is sure to bring smiles (and maybe a few laughs) to any new parent’s day.

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Blue-Gray Ceramic Mug With Funny Parenting Quote

Parenting Is Tough Mug, 16 oz.

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Win at mornings and blame games when you sip your favorite breakfast beverage from this funny mug. Modern styling, steel-blue matte glazing and oversized handle make this ceramic cup the perfect vehicle for your coffee or tea�with or without a splash of courage. Mug features a humorous message about the difficulties of parenting and who's really to blame. Fun mug is perfect for dad, mom or any parent who needs a boost.

Message: On mug: Parenting is tough. I blame kids.
Dimensions: 5.75" W x 4" H x 3.75" D
Count: Holds 16 oz.
Care instructions: Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Item number: 1MUG3622

Care instructions: Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Parenthood Quote Funny Kitchen Towel folded

Parenthood Funny Tea Towel, 18x26

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Celebrate life in the 'hood with this cute tea towel hanging in your kitchen. The white flour sack kitchen towel features a funny embroidered message about parenthood in shades of blue and a curvy turquoise border. Dry all the dishes and wipe off all the crumbs from your offspring in style with this dish towel that makes a useful gift for yourself, a sister or a mom friend. White tea towel features a curvy turquoise border design and a sweet-funny message about having children. Towel includes fabric loop on back for hanging.

Message: On tea towel: Parenthood: Nothing fills your home with more crap or your heart with more love.
Dimensions: 18" W x 26" H
Material: 100% cotton.
Count: 1
Care instructions: Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Line dry. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
Item number: 1SNN1201

Care instructions: Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Line dry. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.

Parenting Tips New Baby Card, , large

Parenting Tips New Baby Card

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New baby greeting card features a list of fun parenting tips and an encouraging message in a notebook paper-style design with baby icon doodles including blocks, booties and more. Glossy accents and embossed details add special touches.

Front: Parenting Tips:
Trust your gut. Your gut is a genius.
Say yes to help.
Know that crying is totally normal. For the baby, too.
Inside message: And one more: Remember that you're amazing!
Dimensions: 5" x 7.25"
Envelope & seal: Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
Item number: 299G2459
6.5" Solid Gray Small Gift Bag, Gray, large

6.5" Solid Gray Small Gift Bag

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Suit up a gift for a wedding, retirement, birthday or any special occasion with this handsome gray gift bag. Small gift bag in solid gray features a matte finish. Simple gray bag is perfect for his birthday, Father's Day, graduations, gender reveal baby showers and anyday occasions.

Dimensions: Bag measures approx. 5.5" W x 6.5" H x 2.9" D.
Material: Paper gift bag with grosgrain ribbon handles.
Count: 1
Sustainability: Remove handles to recycle bag.
Item number: 249EGB7827

Small bags hold presents and treats like candy, jewelry, small candles, gift cards and more.

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Solid Aquamarine Tissue Paper, 8 sheets, Aquamarine, large

Solid Aquamarine Tissue Paper, 8 sheets

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Add chill vibes to any gift bag or craft project with this serene aqua tissue. Pack includes 8 sheets of tissue paper in solid aquamarine. Aqua blue tissue makes a great topper for Mother's Day, Easter, bridal shower, birthday and baby shower gifts.

Dimensions: Each sheet measures approx. 19.7" W x 20" H.
Count: 8 sheets
Item number: 199TIS3572

High-quality Hallmark tissue paper is perfect to have on hand for all gift-wrapping occasions.

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