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Your Chances of Farting Funny Birthday Card

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Shoebox funny birthday greeting card features a bold lettering design on magenta with a playful vintage‑style photo of a woman stretching, paired with a message that compares getting older to navigating a yoga class, unexpected noises and all. Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers or anyone who appreciates a little self‑deprecating birthday fun as they ring in another year.

Getting older is kind of like taking a yoga class.
Your chances of farting in public go way up.
5" x 7.25"
Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
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