You Die Anyway, Meh Unicorn Funny Birthday Card
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About this product
Shoebox funny birthday greeting card features a lounging unicorn with a rainbow-hued mane, horn and tail on a green and yellow checkered background, paired with a hilariously acerbic sentiment.
Front:
Know what happens when you eat extra protein, work out, and quit drinking?
Inside message:
Right, you die anyway.
Dimensions:
5" x 7.25"
Envelope & seal:
Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
Item number:
399ZZB4676
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