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Ways to Know You're Turning 60 Birthday Card

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Funny 60th birthday greeting card features a hilarious (and relatable) checklist of ways to know you're turning sixty. Gold foil accents on a dark blue background add shine.

Ways you know you're turning 60
Your knees snap, crackle, and pop but not in the fun way.
The big night out ends before dark.
Your favorite phone app involves weather.
Strange noises you hear are probably you.
Oatmeal counts as spicy.
Some of your shirts are older than your co-workers.
And you got this card that says so! Happy Birthday
Card pkg. size: 5" W x 7.19" H
Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
Made with 100% recycled paper.
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