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Throw My Happy Ass in Jail Funny Christmas Card

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Funny Christmas greeting card features a laugh-out-loud photo illustration of a donkey with a cartoon smile and eyes wearing a Santa cap. The green foil background is embellished with red hearts and a word bubble. Inside, a view of the ass in jail behind dimensional pop-up bars pairs with a hilarious message sure to convey the depth of your love.

Naughty or nice, if loving you is a crime...
...then throw my happy ass in jail!
5" x 7.25"
Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
May require extra postage
499XZH2275

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