Old People Graffiti Funny Birthday Card
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About this product
Funny birthday greeting card features a multi-panel design with a photograph of old bathroom stalls with hilarious graffiti of age-related sayings, accented with foil details. The last panel reveals an open stall with a birthday cake sitting on the toilet paired with a punny message.
Front:
Old People Graffiti (Big Print Edition). For a good time, call somebody younger.
Inside message:
I got no teeth! They're all gone! Accidentally dropped them in the john!; Paul Revere was here.; I went from raisin' Cain to lowerin' my cholesterol. If you can read this, the bifocals are working.; Waiting on the toilet, trying to take a cr*p nothing down there's working, so I guess I'll take a nap.; Here I sit brokenhearted. I'm old.; Flush twice, because you can't remember if you flushed yet.; I 4 Got 2 Go!; Quit stallin' and have a Happy Birthday!; Back: I knew Kilroy. And he was here.; Cranky is as cranky does.
Dimensions:
5.75" x 8.5"
Envelope & seal:
Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
Item number:
559HBD5415
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