Official License to Chill Funny Retirement Card With Certificate
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About this product
Retirement greeting card features a funny cartoon dog on a vibrant blue background paired with a humorous message. Open card to find a fold-out, removable certificate with blue and gold foil accents and a hilarious recognition of their new status as a retiree.
Front:
Congratulations! Now that you've retired, you're totally free to do whatever the heck you want!
Inside message:
See? It's official! (On certificate) License to chill. Made my mark, paid my dues, now hand me down my party shoes! Issued in: State of Euphoria. Issued to: I. M. Outtahere, Retired Person Extraordinaire. Issued by: Board of Leisure. Effective Date: Today. Expiration Date: Never. No work, no jerks, no problem! The Great Seal of In Your Face, Working Stiffs!
Dimensions:
5.75" x 8.5"
Envelope & seal:
Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
Item number:
399M2122
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