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Maxine Your Body Is Like a Garage Sale Funny Birthday Card

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Funny Maxine birthday greeting card features the Queen of Crabby and her dog Floyd at a garage sale paired with a humorous message about getting old. Embossed, foil and glossy accents.

After a certain age, your body is like a garage sale.
Some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work, and some stuff you can't even identify.
5" x 7.25"
Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
499HBD4953
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