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A Brief Guide to Avocados Funny Birthday Card

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Funny birthday greeting card features a humorous (and very relatable) cartoon comparing aging to the near-impossible task of cutting into an avocado neither too soon nor too late. Glossy accents add shine.

A Brief Guide to Avocados
Day 1: Not yet
DAY 2: Not Yet
DAY 3: Not Yet
DAY 3.5: Too Late
Being one day older only matters if you're an avocado.
Card pkg. size: 5" W x 7.19" H
Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
Made with 100% recycled paper.