Writer's Block Soap, 6 oz.

So the wordsmith’s well has run dry? Try this specially-crafted Writer’s Block soap. If this soap doesn’t help you churn out regurgitated ideas and probably a vampire, I’ll eat my hat. It’s a fedora, by the way. Cool vampires wear fedoras now. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Or in your book. Either way, you’re gonna need this soap ASAP. Your ideas are terrible. So lather up with this Cheap Whiskey-scented bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co. whenever you need to spur some creativity—or pour yourself a shot, that might be more effective.

• On soap package: Soap for Writer's Block. Smells like regurgitated ideas and probably a vampire. Come on. It's a candle, not magic. Try vodka.
• Soap scent: Cheap Whiskey
• Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerin, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.
• 2.25" W x 3.5" H x 2.5" D