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Morning People Soap, 6 oz.
Regular price $8.95
Smells like hell no. Everyone knows I love mornings. Especially when they start after two, two-thirty in the afternoon. That way I can combine breakfast, lunch, and dinner into one healthy tomato smoothie. With vodka. A lot of vodka. And two pots of coffee as a follow-up. It's called coping, people. I have PTSD from not being invited to a single Ugly Christmas Sweater party this year. If you can relate (and really, who can't?), let this Sugar Cereal Coma-scented bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co. help kick start your day—if you can get out of bed!
- On soap package: Soap for Morning People. Smells like a hell no. Uh-oh. Does somebody have a case of The Mondays?
- Soap scent: Sugar Cereal Coma
- Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerin, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.
- 2.25" W x 3.5" H x 2.5" D