Middle Child Soap, 6 oz.

Unit price$8.95 Sale price $7.16
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Who are you again? The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you're in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain't all that. The only people who think so are: 1. My older siblings and 2. My dumb parents. And I haven't even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. This Glue Huffing (aka Rubber Cement)-scented bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co. is a must-have if you are a middle child, and the perfect gift for every middle child with whom you commiserate.
  • On soap package: Soap for The Middle Child. Largely invisible scent. Go ahead and dye your hair purple. No one will notice.
  • Soap scent: Glue Huffing (Rubber Cement)
  • Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerin, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.
  • 2.25" W x 3.5" H x 2.5" D
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