You're One of the Coolest Bitches Ever Funny Birthday Card

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Front Message: You're one of the coolest bitches ever.
Inside Message: Happy Birthday!

Funny birthday greeting card features an illustration of a dog wearing sunglasses with glitter accents. Crafted from premium card stock.
  • Includes one card and one designed envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • May require extra postage
  • Good Mail is a curated collection of true-to-you cards that celebrate the amazing people you love to love. We partner with diverse artists and pay the good forward to causes we admire.
  • Card pkg. size: 5.50" W x 5.50" H
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4.9 / 5.0

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    The Perfect statement!

    I love a card that is different from others! This one sure did not disappoint!

    Bought for: Other Family Member

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    Reviewed by: Pandora

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Memorable and Impressive

    Bought this card for a gal pal and even my kid was envious and wished she got cards this cool. The sentiment is fun, playful and just the right amount of snark. The card was Thicc and durable with a sharp in focus print and vivid colors. The slightly patterned envelope was the cherry on the sundae. This is one of those cards you keep after you get it. Having it ship to my home for free, and quickly was amazing. I'll be shopping here WAY more often.

    Bought for: Friend

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    Reviewed by: JaCinda

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    My favorite

    Love this card. I need to make my friends laugh after the year we’ve gone through!

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    Reviewed by: Toni

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Fun friend card!

    This card was well received by a girlfriend!

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    Reviewed by: Jodi

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Very fitting!

    This card was perfect. The woman I gave it to is a very elegant person and actually used to work at a veterinary office. She also has a small spoiled dog.

    Bought for: Other Family Member

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    Reviewed by: MaryBeth

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  • Review 4 out of 5 stars.

    ...and I DON'T LIKE PUGS

    Pugs don't have my favorite look, but this card has the perfect sentiment and great graphics. I know I'll find the right someone to send it to.

    Bought for: Friend

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    Reviewed by: Kay

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