Front Message: I don't like these new teeth! They don't fit right! And where are my dadgum glasses?
Inside Message: Man, your ass is old.
Whether it's a milestone birthday or just another year gone by, give your lovable birthday pal a little friendly harassment about getting older, courtesy of Shoebox. Brotherly love, longtime friends or sibling rivalry, this birthday card is just right for someone you know all too well.
Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.