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Your Ass Is Old Funny Birthday Card
Your Ass Is Old Funny Birthday Card
Your Ass Is Old Funny Birthday Card

Your Ass Is Old Funny Birthday Card

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Front Message: I don't like these new teeth! They don't fit right! And where are my dadgum glasses?
Inside Message: Man, your ass is old.

Whether it's a milestone birthday or just another year gone by, give your lovable birthday pal a little friendly harassment about getting older, courtesy of Shoebox. Brotherly love, longtime friends or sibling rivalry, this birthday card is just right for someone you know all too well.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H
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