You the Whole Damn Meal Romantic Valentine's Day Card

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Front Message: I would never call you a "snack." Because you the whole. damn. meal.
Inside Message: You give me everything I'm hungry for— fun, friendship, support, and love. Then you spice it all up with your sexiness. You're much too much to be anybody's snack. Because you fill me up in every way. Happy Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day greeting card features stylish, embossed gold foil script on a rich black background. A die-cut edge and a corner design of knives, forks and spoons add charm to the fun and flirty message.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card pkg. size: 5.75" W x 8.31" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

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    I really like the card and can’t wait to give it to my fiancé

    Bought for: Significant Other

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    Reviewed by: Carole

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Right to the point!!

    My husband loved his Valentine's Day Card. I was so excited when I saw this card and I had to purchase it. I was very creative and something that I would say to my husband. He couldn't believe that I had found a card that said such a thing. I loved it and I hope that I will be able to find more like it in the future. I will definitely be looking.

    Bought for: Spouse

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    Reviewed by: Krystall

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    ❤️

    Perfect card ever

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    Reviewed by: Lola

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Great card -- just what I was looking for.

    It was very convenient to order online, with a much better selection than the store, and without paying much extra for shipping. The card came right on time several days later. Mahogany cards never let me down; they are clever and heartfelt while also being down to earth and real.

    Bought for: Spouse

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    Reviewed by: Elliot

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Great Card for a playful couple!

    My partner absolutely loved this card. He got a kick out of it because it is very much on par with our sense of humor. I have never seen a card that captures that cheeky, innocent love without being corny. Good job Hallmark.

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    Reviewed by: Jada

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Whole Damn Meal

    Great card to give to your woman it express your feelings basically telling her she is the complete package

    Bought for: Spouse

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    Reviewed by: Deandre

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