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You Die Anyway Birthday Card
You Die Anyway Birthday Card
You Die Anyway Birthday Card

You Die Anyway Birthday Card

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Regular price $3.49
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Card Details

Front Message: Know what happens
when you eat organic food,
work out, and quit drinking?
Inside Message: Right. You die anyway.

Why not break some rules when all roads lead to the same place? This card encourages a friend to eat, drink and be merry while we still can.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H
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