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Whatever You Want Funny Retirement Card
Whatever You Want Funny Retirement Card
Whatever You Want Funny Retirement Card

Whatever You Want Funny Retirement Card

Laugh Lines
Regular price $3.49
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Front Message: ATTENTION: YOU MAY NOW DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT!
Inside Message: Happy retirement!

Give this card to a friend, colleague or family member to celebrate their retirement. Their hard work has entitled them to now do whatever they want, wherever they want to!
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H
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