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Things Not to Say Funny Money Holder Bar Mitzvah Card

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Front Message: Five Things Not To Say During Your Bar Mitzvah Speech
Yo, Hebrew Homies...
...so I had to learn this haftorah portion, and I'm all "Can you text it to me?" and the rabbi's all "No." What's up with that?
Wearing my grandfather's tallit, I'm reminded of the essential itchiness of life.
...and as Moses learned on Mt. Sinai, desert wandering is a drag without sunscreen.
Now I be hangin' with my minyan peeps, doin' the prayer thang.
Inside Message: Knowing you—you’re going to be just great!

Better to give the bar mitzvah boy this hilarious greeting after his speech—you wouldn't want to give him any ideas. He'll crack up when he reads this list of 5 things he should not say during his bar mitzvah speech. Also holds money or a gift card, which maybe he'll put toward improv lessons.
  • Bar Mitzvah greeting card features glossy accents and a die-cut flap with slots inside to securely hold money or a gift card.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card size: 4.5" W x 8.25" H
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    Bar Mitzvah Humor

    This card is perfect for someone open to some humor about a Bar Mitzvah!

    Bought for: Child

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