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Things Not to Say Bar Mitzvah Money Holder Card
Things Not to Say Bar Mitzvah Money Holder Card
Things Not to Say Bar Mitzvah Money Holder Card

Things Not to Say Bar Mitzvah Money Holder Card

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Front Message: Five Things Not To Say
During Your Bar Mitzvah Speech

Yo, Hebrew Homies...


...so I had to learn this haftorah portion,
and I'm all "Can you text it to me?" and
the rabbi's all "No." What's up with that?


Wearing my grandfather's tallit, I'm reminded
of the essential itchiness of life.


...and as Moses learned on Mt. Sinai,
desert wandering is a drag without sunscreen.


Now I be hangin' with my minyan peeps,
doin' the prayer thang.
Inside Message: PLACE MONEY OR GIFT CARD HERE

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Knowing you-- you're NOT going to be anything less than great!

Better to give the bar mitzvah boy this hilarious greeting after his speech—you wouldn't want to give him any ideas. He'll crack up when he reads this list of 5 things he should not say during his bar mitzvah speech. Card also holds money or gift cards, which maybe he'll put towards improv lessons.
  • Card features foil.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 4.5" W x 8.25" H
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