The Secret to Staying Young Funny Birthday Card

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Front Message: The secret to staying young is diet and exercise.
Inside Message: That secret sucks.

There are some secrets that deserve to stay buried. The birthday celebrant is sure to appreciate this humorous card featuring a retro-style photograph of a woman on an exercise bike paired with something about the benefits of diet and exercise. But someone was too busy thinking about eating your birthday cake to pay attention.
  • Birthday greeting card features a glossy finish.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card size: 5" W x 7.19" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Perfect card!

    This card was so appropriate, I bought 2 for two friends. Liked the "ole" time picture as well.

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    Reviewed by: FAITH

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Oldie but goodie

    This card’s humor holds up!

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    Reviewed by: Wendy

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Hilarious

    I received this card from my sister, then hunted it down and bought five more for friends and family.

    Bought for: Myself

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    Reviewed by: KIM

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Truth!

    Can’t wait to give to my friend!

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    Reviewed by: Lisa

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Perfect for aging friends

    It’s funny but not offensive. Vibrant colors.

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    Reviewed by: Patrycia

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Love Hallmark

    Loved the inscription

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    Reviewed by: Elizabeth

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