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The Secret to Happiness Funny Retirement Card

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Regular price $3.69
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Front Message: Know the secret to having a happy retirement?
Inside Message: Don't go to work anymore.

Let a friend, family member or co-worker know that the secret to a happy retirement is not going to work anymore with this funny retirement card. They'll definitely chuckle with this greeting featuring bold lettering, a raised design and shiny red foil accents.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card pkg. size: 5.00" W x 7.19" H
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4.9 / 5.0

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Retirement Card

    Always looking for a funny retirement cards and this fit what I was looking for.

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    Reviewed by: Connie

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  • Review 4 out of 5 stars.

    Need lots

    Lots of friends retiring (my age group now!) so I need a variety of retirement cards to fit everyone’s personality.

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    Reviewed by: TINA

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Card

    It got the job done :) Arrived as shown in picture. Good quality.

    Bought for: Other Family Member

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    Reviewed by: Amanda

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Basic and funny

    My friend loved it. :)

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    Reviewed by: Amy

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Perfect card for the recipient

    Was appropriate for the occasion.

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  • Review 4 out of 5 stars.

    Perfect card!

    Perfect retirement card for friend that would forget we had a holiday and show up to work!

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