The Secret to Happiness Funny Retirement Card

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Front Message: Know the secret to having a happy retirement?
Inside Message: Don't go to work anymore.

Let a friend, family member or co-worker know that the secret to a happy retirement is not going to work anymore with this funny retirement card. They'll definitely chuckle with this greeting featuring bold lettering, a raised design and shiny red foil accents.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card pkg. size: 5.00" W x 7.19" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Know the secret to happy retirement

    Just what I was looking for. Simple and could bring a smile or hearty amen.

    Bought for: Friend

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    Reviewed by: Phyllis

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Great retirement card

    Bought to stock up. At that age where all our friends are retiring.

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    Reviewed by: Linda

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  • Review 4 out of 5 stars.

    Retirement card

    Funny, suitable for a guy

    Bought for: Friend

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    Reviewed by: Deborah

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Retirement in a pandemic

    Well finding all my cards at one place was not hard when you do Hallmark. So my , this was great and he loved it

    Bought for: Spouse

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    Reviewed by: Teresa

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Bought for hubby

    This is one of the cards I got for my husband’s retirement. He loved it.

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    Reviewed by: Rhonda

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Retirement Card

    Humorous card for a recent retiree.

    Bought for: Friend

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    Reviewed by: Kathleen

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