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The Secret to Happiness Funny Retirement Card

The Secret to Happiness Funny Retirement Card

Name: The Secret to Happiness Funny Retirement Card
Brand: Hallmark
SKU: 369ZZS1185
Price: 3.69 USD
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Front Message: Know the secret to having a happy retirement?

Inside Message: Don't go to work anymore.

Let a friend, family member or co-worker know that the secret to a happy retirement is not going to work anymore with this hilarious card. Make 'em chuckle with this greeting that features bold lettering and foil accents.

Retirement card features raised design and foil.
Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
Card size: 5" W x 7" H

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