Sorry Things Are Sh*tty Thinking of You Card

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Front Message: Fire is red. Dumpsters are gritty. I'm sorry right now that things are so…
Inside Message: ...not great.

Funny thinking of you greeting card features an illustration of a dumpster on fire paired with a humorous, almost-rhyming, not-quite-cussing message.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card pkg. size: 5" W x 7.19" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Fun Card

    I like to keep cards for all occasions on hand so that I don't need to run out to purchase a card when events (Birthdays, Anniversary, etc.) occur. This card will be a nice to send when a friend needs cheering up.

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    Reviewed by: Frances

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Witty + Perfect Pick Me Up

    Loved this wittiness of this card.

    Bought for: Other Family Member

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    Reviewed by: APRIL

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    When things are$#!++

    Had a hospitalized family member, this was "just the thing"

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    Reviewed by: Patricia

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Great card!

    I have bought several of these cards. It’s guaranteed to bring a smile!

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    Reviewed by: Mari

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Says it All

    Sending to someone who is getting over Covid. No words necessary other than what's on the card front.

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    Reviewed by: MURIEL

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Funny card

    Everyone I send this to gets a big laugh out of it.

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    Reviewed by: Cheryl

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