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Screw the Chores Funny Birthday Card

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Regular price $4.99
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Front Message: Dammit. I wish one of my personalities loved to clean.
Inside Message: Screw the chores and just enjoy your birthday.

It's her birthday. So let her know she can set aside the 20 or so hats she wears on a daily basis—as a mom, wife, chauffeur, cook, housecleaner, sock finder, etc.—and put on a party hat instead. Then she can just relax and enjoy her day. She only gets to wear that hat once a year, after all.
  • Birthday greeting card features foil and a die-cut attachment.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card size: 5" W x 7" H
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