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Quality Control Issues in Heaven Funny Birthday Card
Quality Control Issues in Heaven Funny Birthday Card
Quality Control Issues in Heaven Funny Birthday Card

Quality Control Issues in Heaven Funny Birthday Card

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Card Details

Front Message: (Cartoon in heaven: Drawing on chalkboard of
a man & a woman with labels above each:)
Man
Wom
(Voice balloon from angel:)
We've got quality control issues.
After a while, the hair falls out and the boobs droop.
(God:)
We're on a tight deadline here.
(Caption:)
And on the 6th day, God started cutting corners.
Inside Message: Have a quality birthday.

This funny cartoon depicting a conversation between an angel and God captures the joys of getting older. Share with a friend or family member just how baldness and saggy boobs came to be with this high quality birthday card.
  • Birthday card includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H
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