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Please Dance Responsibly Funny Birthday Card
Please Dance Responsibly Funny Birthday Card
Please Dance Responsibly Funny Birthday Card

Please Dance Responsibly Funny Birthday Card

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Front Message: There's an amount of wine
that will make you say,
"Damn, I'm a great dancer!"
Inside Message: It's your birthday.
Please dance responsibly.

Drinking and dancing go hand and hand—er, hand and foot? toe to toe?—for your friend's birthday bash, so wish a very happy birthday with this witty card and its funny vintage illustration. Here's to dancing responsibly, regardless of your ability! Cheers!
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card features foil.
  • 5" W x 7" H
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