Front Message: There's an amount of wine that will make you say, "Damn, I'm a great dancer!"
Inside Message: It's your birthday. Please dance responsibly.
Drinking and dancing go hand and hand—er, hand and foot? toe to toe?—for your friend's birthday bash, so wish a very happy birthday with this witty card and its funny vintage illustration. Here's to dancing responsibly, regardless of your ability! Cheers!
Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.