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Old Age Antics Funny Birthday Card

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Arrives: Thu 12/20 - Mon 12/24

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Front Message: (Photo of two elderly women talking on couch)
You're goin' down!
Bring it, Francine!

(Caption:)
The Getting-Off-The-Couch contest is the highlight
of any birthday celebration.

Inside Message: Happy Birthday!
Hope it's full of highlights!

Help someone feel comfortable in the next year of their life with a birthday card that highlights two ladies in a Getting-Off-The-Couch contest. Present this card for some laughs, but throw 'em a real party for Pete's sake!

Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
5" W x 7" H

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