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Nookie Quiz Valentine's Day Card for Adult

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Front Message: It's Valentine's Day...
What better day to test your nookie knowledge?
Inside Message: What do you call a couple on Valentine's Day?
You don't call them at all! You might interrupt something!

Is there any way to tell how long people should make love?
The same as short people!

Should you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Neither. You kiss with your LIPS!

Is it possible to make love at 80?
Yes. But it's safer to pull over to the side of the road first.

Do you need music to get romantic?
No, you need your partner to get romantic! Now get busy having a Happy Valentine's Day!

A little mature humor will certainly help turn up the heat with your valentine. This greeting offers a humorous quiz with lift-the-flap answers that should get your sweetie's mind on some Valentine's Day nookie.
  • Valentine's Day card features die-cut openings that reveal hidden messages.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Extra postage required.
  • 5.75" W x 8.25" H
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