Maxine™ Aging Is Like a Garage Sale Funny Birthday Card

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Front Message: After a certain age, your body is like a garage sale.
Inside Message: Some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work, and some stuff you can't even identify.

Crack a friend or loved one up with this hilarious birthday card featuring sassy and snarky Maxine and her dog, Floyd. The Queen of Crabby declares that after a certain age, your body is like a garage sale— some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work and some stuff you can't even identify.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Maxine Card

    I love Maxine! She is really funny and not just for women. Makes you laugh out loud!

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    Reviewed by: Maureen

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Maxine cards are the best!

    I am a fan of all Maxine cards. Shortly after Maxine made her debut, I started sending her cards. It took my 4 year old great-niece, who is now 31, to realize that it resembled my mother. It has been a long-standing family joke. I am so glad that her image has changed and the cigarettes are no longer a part of her image. That was the one factor that was demeaning.

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    Reviewed by: Darlene

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    aging

    all maxine cards are very funny and some are slightly sarcastic

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    Reviewed by: LORRAINE

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    You can't beat Maxine card!

    I think I have purchased almost ALL of Hallmark's "Maxine" humerous cards! I sent this card two days ago to a good friend, she called me and loved it! It is colorful and fun! Maxine cards are not "gross" funny, but are "reality funny!" Maxine has a unique attitude--everyone loves her!

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    Reviewed by: Linda

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    Maxine cards

    Very funny to send to my friends in my age group

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Maxine

    I will give it to another friend for her Birthday

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    Reviewed by: SHERRY

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