Maxine™ Aging Is Like a Garage Sale Funny Birthday Card

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Front Message: After a certain age, your body is like a garage sale.
Inside Message: Some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work, and some stuff you can't even identify.

Crack a friend or loved one up with this hilarious birthday card featuring sassy and snarky Maxine and her dog, Floyd. The Queen of Crabby declares that after a certain age, your body is like a garage sale— some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work and some stuff you can't even identify.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

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    Saving this card for a special person's birthday.

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    Reviewed by: DORIS

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Maxine Birthday Card

    Everyone loves Maxine! My friend and I are garage salers so this one was just perfect for her birthday. She got a big kick out of it and laughed at the funny sentiment inside. Great for Maxine fans or garage sale fans alike! Highly recommend.

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    Reviewed by: Evelyn

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Hilarious

    Love cards from Maxine

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    Reviewed by: DIANA

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Maxine garage sale.

    For a very good friend of ovr 60 years. She loved it!

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    Reviewed by: Noreen

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Great card!

    I've bought several of these cards - everyone loves Maxine!

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    Reviewed by: GLORIA

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Hallmark online

    Love ordering online since I can’t get to my favorite Hallmark store. The message in this card is perfect for my sister since she likes Maxine and she is having some issues right now. This will make her laugh.

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    Reviewed by: Barbara

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