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Maxine™ Aging Is Like a Garage Sale Funny Birthday Card

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Front Message: After a certain age, your body is like a garage sale.
Inside Message: Some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work, and some stuff you can't even identify.

Crack a friend or loved one up with this hilarious birthday card featuring sassy and snarky Maxine and her dog, Floyd. The Queen of Crabby declares that after a certain age, your body is like a garage sale— some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work and some stuff you can't even identify.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Maxine!

    Funny go to cards!

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    Reviewed by: PAM

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Aging Like a Garage Sale

    My sister turned 70 and loves going to garage sales! It was perfect for her!!

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    Reviewed by: JOSINE

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Funny as all heck!

    Got just the person who will have a good laugh when she gets this card!

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    Reviewed by: JOYCE

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Maxine my lady

    love Maxine cards, great for in-laws, friends, mother. Can't decide go with Maxine

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    Reviewed by: DEBORAH

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Ordering cards on-line

    I live in an area where there is not a Gold Crown Hallmark store and I really miss not having a shop to visit. So, I went on-line and picked out 17 Hallmark ShoeBox cards to have on hand for birthdays. They arrived in a few days and were in perfect shape. As long as you're not in a hurry for a card it beats going to the "supermarket" to look for cards. And, Hallmark allowed me to use my coupons too!

    Bought for: Myself

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    Reviewed by: KATHRYN

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Hallmark mini greeting cards

    I love these little mini cards! They have the cutest sayings and Are perfect for all occasions. I will be purchasing these in the future!

    Bought for: Myself

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    Reviewed by: Shannon

    Received free product
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