Sign & Send

Personalize a handwritten Hallmark card

Maxine™ Aging Is Like a Garage Sale Funny Birthday Card Maxine™ Aging Is Like a Garage Sale Funny Birthday Card Maxine™ Aging Is Like a Garage Sale Funny Birthday Card

Maxine™ Aging Is Like a Garage Sale Funny Birthday Card

Regular price $3.99
Choose a shipping method.

Card Details

Front Message: After a certain age, your body is like a garage sale.
Inside Message: Some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work, and some stuff you can't even identify.

Crack a friend or loved one up with this hilarious birthday card featuring sassy and snarky Maxine and her dog, Floyd. The Queen of Crabby declares that after a certain age, your body is like a garage sale— some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work and some stuff you can't even identify.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H
Maxine™ Aging Is Like a Garage Sale Funny Birthday Card, , licensedLogo
Need help?
5.0 / 5.0

9 reviews

  • 5 Stars
    9
    of reviews
  • 4 Stars
    0
    of reviews
  • 3 Stars
    0
    of reviews
  • 2 Stars
    0
    of reviews
  • 1 Stars
    0
    of reviews
  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    So funny

    Love Maxine cards. The garage sale card is especially good for women 'of a certain age.'

    Was this review helpful?

    Reviewed by: RUTH

  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Maxine garage sale card

    Purchased for a friend's b'day who LOVES garage sales, sure she will love it!

    Was this review helpful?

    Reviewed by: WANDA

  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Maxine Cards

    Maxine always tells it like it is and it just cracks you up. They are a delight to send.

    Was this review helpful?

    Reviewed by: Peg

  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Maxine cards

    Maxine cards are always funny and always fun to send or receive. Keep them coming. Norma

    Was this review helpful?

    Reviewed by: Norma

  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    HILARIOUS

    Maxine cards are always great.

    Was this review helpful?

    Reviewed by: Denise

  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Fun to share

    Exchange birthday greetings with a group. Maxine always gets a chuckle.

    Was this review helpful?

    Reviewed by: PAT

  • Load More Reviews