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Maxine™ Aging Is Like a Garage Sale Funny Birthday Card

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Front Message: After a certain age, your body is like a garage sale.
Inside Message: Some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work, and some stuff you can't even identify.

Crack a friend or loved one up with this hilarious birthday card featuring sassy and snarky Maxine and her dog, Floyd. The Queen of Crabby declares that after a certain age, your body is like a garage sale— some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work and some stuff you can't even identify.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Love this card wish I would have purchased more.

    I was happy I could order cards on line. My daughter was looking for this card Also so I purchased 1 for her.

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    Reviewed by: Joan

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Much enjoyment

    I brought this card for my seventh one year old sister. She loved it I probably got in a little trouble but it was worth it.

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    Reviewed by: Denise

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Love this card!

    One of the ways to survive getting older with all its challenges, is with humor! Fortunately, many of my friends feel the same way. This card hits the nail on the head!

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    Reviewed by: Margaret

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Maxine at Her Finest

    My friend gave this to me and I wanted to return the favor.

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    Reviewed by: Donna

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Maxine is awesome

    My whole family loves Maxine! She is hilarious! My dads face lights up every time he sees her. Stocked up on her cards!

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    Reviewed by: Emily

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Perfect!

    My niece is turning 50 6his year and loves yard sales, garage sales. This card is perfect for her.

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    Reviewed by: Charlotte

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