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Maxine™ Aging Is Like a Garage Sale Funny Birthday Card

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Front Message: After a certain age, your body is like a garage sale.
Inside Message: Some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work, and some stuff you can't even identify.

Crack a friend or loved one up with this hilarious birthday card featuring sassy and snarky Maxine and her dog, Floyd. The Queen of Crabby declares that after a certain age, your body is like a garage sale— some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work and some stuff you can't even identify.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    A super card for those of us that love garage sales and Maxine!

    I saw this online and ordered it to be sent to my local store! Very neat option! The card is well made and has lots of character including glitter! I should have ordered two!

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    Reviewed by: Cheryl

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Cutest card ever !

    My senior friend loves Maxine...this card says it all for our elders....Love it !!

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    Reviewed by: REGINA

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

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    Love the cards and the service you gave to me.

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    Reviewed by: SHARON

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Great card

    Such an easy way to buy cards. My friend loved it and I wasn't standing in a checkout lie to buy it.

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    Reviewed by: MARY

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Maxine

    I love all of Maxine's cards . They are so unique

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    Reviewed by: BEATRIZ

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    ORDER online

    Being able to order all the cards that I needed for Mother's Day and May Birthdays, was tremendously convenient. Much easier than searching through stores! The free shipping was great but, it should have been one package instead of 3. And the boxes weren't necessary, a large envelope would have worked as well and been cheaper to mail.

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    Reviewed by: MARYBETH

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