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Maxine™ Aging Is Like a Garage Sale Funny Birthday Card

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Front Message: After a certain age, your body is like a garage sale.
Inside Message: Some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work, and some stuff you can't even identify.

Crack a friend or loved one up with this hilarious birthday card featuring sassy and snarky Maxine and her dog, Floyd. The Queen of Crabby declares that after a certain age, your body is like a garage sale— some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work and some stuff you can't even identify.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Maxine always funny

    Great , humorous card for those getting up in years.

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    Reviewed by: JOANNE

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    maxine bd card

    love it

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    great sparkling and funny card

    funny card for a dear friend; great price and sparkling quality

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    Reviewed by: SUSAN

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Says it like it is

    Fabulous

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    Reviewed by: Linda

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Best Friend

    My best friend is 4 days younger than I am, and never lets me forget it. Loved this card!

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    Reviewed by: Kathleen

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    I love her!

    Everything to do with Maxine is so on point!

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    Reviewed by: JANN

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