Maxine™ Aging Is Like a Garage Sale Funny Birthday Card

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Front Message: After a certain age, your body is like a garage sale.
Inside Message: Some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work, and some stuff you can't even identify.

Crack a friend or loved one up with this hilarious birthday card featuring sassy and snarky Maxine and her dog, Floyd. The Queen of Crabby declares that after a certain age, your body is like a garage sale— some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work and some stuff you can't even identify.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    How True

    Since most of my friends are in their 80's, like me, I'm sure the whom ever I send this to will find humor in the sentimentj.

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    Reviewed by: Leona

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Hilarious!

    I love these cards!

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    Reviewed by: CATHY

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Funny getting Older

    Maxine is always a hoot

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    Reviewed by: DEBORAH

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    LOVE MAXINE

    You cannot go wrong with a Maxine card! My brother got a good laugh with this one!

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    Reviewed by: Michele

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Great for age peers...or close to!

    Maxine is a favorite - funny, true, and clever

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    Reviewed by: Denise

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Getting older birthday card.

    Funny getting older card.

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    Reviewed by: Patti

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