Maxine™ Aging Is Like a Garage Sale Funny Birthday Card

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Front Message: After a certain age, your body is like a garage sale.
Inside Message: Some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work, and some stuff you can't even identify.

Crack a friend or loved one up with this funny birthday card featuring sassy and snarky Maxine and her dog, Floyd. The Queen of Crabby compares the aging body to the stuff you find at a garage sale.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card pkg. size: 5.00" W x 7.19" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Funny card

    Maxine cards are always very funny!

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    love shoebox

    perfect for that long time friend

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    The Golden Years

    My aunt and I are both going through the empty nest in the homes we both have lived in for over thirty years. We have accumulated clutter. She enjoyed this card for her birthday about having another birthday and our cleaning house.

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    Reviewed by: Richard

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    Maxine makes ya smile

    Maxine cards are colorful, clever and just plain ole cute making receiver smile is the intent and achievement!

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    Funny Birthday Card

    It arrived fast and in a timely manner. I just like to have extra Birthday cards on hand. Not sure yet who will get it.

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    Reviewed by: Gina

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    Maxine BD Card

    Love Maxine!

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