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Maturing Is Optional Funny Birthday Card

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Front Message: I just got laid. Heh, heh... You're so immature.
Inside Message: Remember: aging is inevitable, but maturing is optional.

Spark a serious debate about which came first—the laughter or the eye roll—when you give this funny birthday card to a friend or family member. Hopefully, laughter will rule the roost. After all, their maturity (and yours) may need to incubate awhile longer.
  • Birthday greeting card features a humorous message.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card size: 5" W x 7" H
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