Marathons and Margaritas Funny Birthday Card for Her

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Front Message: There are women our age who run marathons.
And I say, "Good for you!"
Inside Message: Leaves more margaritas for the rest of us.

Why would you run a marathon when you can be at home sipping margaritas instead? You and your best girlfriends know the answer to that. Pass the limes!
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Made her laugh!

    This card was purchased for a friend's birthday. I laughed when I purchase it and she laughed when she received it. We then went for margaritas!

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    Reviewed by: Stacey

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Humorous card and graphics

    Just what is needed to make friend laugh - nothing sentimental

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    Reviewed by: Karen

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Fun for cocktails

    Lots of my friends are margarita people!

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    Reviewed by: Ann

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    Gail

    Funny

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    Reviewed by: Nanette

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Marathons and margaritas

    My friend of 82 years loves margaritas and I run so this was the best card ever. how you do this is beyond me. But thank you so much for the years of joy I have been able to send to my friend.

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    Reviewed by: Elaine Strong

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Perfect for Athletic Friend

    ...who happens to LOVE margaritas! Seriously, I laughed out loud when I read this card, and so did she. Which makes it a perfect birthday card, especially for someone's big 5-0!

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    Reviewed by: WENDY

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