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License to Chill Retirement Card
License to Chill Retirement Card
License to Chill Retirement Card

License to Chill Retirement Card

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Front Message: CONGRATULATIONS! Now that you've retired, you're totally free to do whatever the hell you want!
Inside Message: See? It's official!
LICENSE TO CHILL
ISSUED IN: State of Euphoria
ISSUED TO: I. M. Outtahere Retired Person Extraordinaire
ISSUED BY: Board of Leisure
Made my mark, Paid my dues, Now hand me down my party shoes!
THE GREAT SEAL OF IN YOUR FACE, WORKING STIFFS!
No work, no jerks, no problem!
EFFECTIVE DATE: Today
EXPIRATION DATE: Never

Present this card's official "License to Chill" certificate to someone who has really been anticipating this day. Get the party started when you arrive with this card in hand to offer your congratulations and a toast to his/her footloose and fancy-free future!
  • Retirement card features embossed design and foil.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5.75" W x 8.25" H
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