License to Chill Funny Retirement Card

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Front Message: Congratulations!
Now that you've retired, you're totally free to do whatever the heck you want!
Inside Message: See? It's official!
License to Chill
Made my mark, paid my dues, Now hand me down my party shoes!
Issued In: State of Euphoria
Issued to: I. M. Outtahere Retired Person Extraordinaire
Issued By: Board of Leisure
Effective Date: Today
Expiration Date: Never
No work, no jerks, no problem!
The Great Seal of In Your Face, Working Stiffs!

The new retiree will surely appreciate this humorous card that presents them with an official license—to chill. Retirement greeting features a cartoon dog on the cover and opens to reveal a certificate with shiny foil accents, embossing and a die-cut seal-with-ribbon attachment.
  • Retirement greeting card features foil, embossing and die-cut attachment.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card size: 5.75" W x 8.31" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Excellent title

    I loved this card. It said exactly what I wanted to say to my friend that was retiring. I especially like that the recipient could cut off the License To Chill certificate to display or even frame and keep forever. Excellent idea and added great value to the card.

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    Reviewed by: Denise

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Card kept going

    This card even continued to the back with a funny saying.

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    Reviewed by: Rebecca

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Cleverly written

    This was a very high quality card. You will not be disappointed when you examine it.

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    Reviewed by: Betty

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    License to chill

    Love the card. It gives the NURSE now the license to relax and take it easy. Gave it to my head nurse of 39years retiring next week. Staff loved the card

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    Reviewed by: Mercedes

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    License to Chill Funny Retirement Card

    OMG SO HILARIOUS.

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    Reviewed by: Patricia

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Retirement Card

    The insert of this card is so unique and amusing. What a great find for such reasonable price.

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    Reviewed by: Maria

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