License to Chill Funny Retirement Card

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Front Message: Congratulations!
Now that you've retired, you're totally free to do whatever the heck you want!
Inside Message: See? It's official!
License to Chill
Made my mark, paid my dues, Now hand me down my party shoes!
Issued In: State of Euphoria
Issued to: I. M. Outtahere Retired Person Extraordinaire
Issued By: Board of Leisure
Effective Date: Today
Expiration Date: Never
No work, no jerks, no problem!
The Great Seal of In Your Face, Working Stiffs!

The new retiree will surely appreciate this humorous card that presents them with an official license—to chill. Retirement greeting features a cartoon dog on the cover and opens to reveal a certificate with shiny foil accents, embossing and a die-cut seal-with-ribbon attachment.
  • Retirement greeting card features foil, embossing and die-cut attachment.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card size: 5.75" W x 8.31" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Retirement Card

    The insert of this card is so unique and amusing. What a great find for such reasonable price.

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    Reviewed by: Maria

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Hilarious Retirement Card

    This was a big hit at my friend’s retirement party. It comes with a cute/funny certificate of retirement inside.

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    Reviewed by: SUSAN

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Great card

    Very funny card and the person I gave it to loved it.

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    Reviewed by: SHERYL

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    My Father Laughed So Genuinely At This Card!

    My dad loved this card! It's super cute and the certificate inside is such a nice bonus! It was really cute coming from his little grandkids!

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    Reviewed by: Jennifer

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Retirement Puns

    Very cute retirement card for a special friend.

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    Reviewed by: Kathleen

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    License to Chill Funny Retirement Card

    The friend that I purchased this card for liked it so much that he sent me a text with four hearts underneath a pic of him holding up the card smiling. :)

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    Reviewed by: KIMBERLY

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