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License to Chill Funny Retirement Card

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Front Message: Congratulations!
Now that you've retired, you're totally free to do whatever the heck you want!
Inside Message: See? It's official!
License to Chill
Made my mark, paid my dues, Now hand me down my party shoes!
Issued In: State of Euphoria
Issued to: I. M. Outtahere Retired Person Extraordinaire
Issued By: Board of Leisure
Effective Date: Today
Expiration Date: Never
No work, no jerks, no problem!
The Great Seal of In Your Face, Working Stiffs!

The new retiree will surely appreciate this humorous card that presents them with an official license—to chill. Retirement greeting features a cartoon dog on the cover and opens to reveal a certificate with shiny foil accents, embossing and a die-cut seal-with-ribbon attachment.
  • Retirement greeting card features foil, embossing and die-cut attachment.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card size: 5.75" W x 8.31" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Just what I wanted

    I like a card with a bit of humor and one that is memorable. This filled both bills!

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    Reviewed by: RAMONA

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