License to Chill Certificate Funny Retirement Card

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Front Message: Congratulations!
Now that you've retired, you're totally free to do whatever the heck you want!
Inside Message: See? It's official!
License to Chill
Made my mark, paid my dues, Now hand me down my party shoes!
Issued In: State of Euphoria
Issued To: I.M. Outtahere, Retired Person Extraordinaire
Issued By: Board of Leisure
Effective Date: Today
Expiration Date: Never
No work, no jerks, no problem!
On ribbon medal: The Great Seal Of In Your Face, Working Stiffs!
On back: From now on, life is just 6 Saturdays and a Sunday!

Funny retirement greeting card features a cartoon dog on the cover and a multi-panel design that opens to reveal a certificate with shiny foil accents, embossing and a die-cut seal with ribbon attachment.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card pkg. size: 5.75" W x 8.31" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Cards For Every Occasion

    My sister loved this card! The inside is a certificate of retirement that she framed. She loved the humor in it all..

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    Reviewed by: DIANNE

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    retired - congrats

    certificate was funny - nice size ordered on-line, super easy

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    Reviewed by: Rosalea

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Online only

    I searched high and low for a funnel/special retirement card for my brother-in-law. I found this card on my Hallmark app and it was so Simone to order! I couldn’t find the right card in any store!!! Thank you Hallmark!!!

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    Reviewed by: Karen

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Retirement card

    This is the best received card I have ever given! I received 1 when I retired and have given several to friends.

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    Reviewed by: Vicki

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Great card

    All of us as do workers enjoyed everything about this card and so did the receiving person it was a great laughter.

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    Reviewed by: MELBA

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Retired

    This is perfect, bought this card for several people for their retirement!

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    Reviewed by: Rita

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