License to Chill Certificate Funny Retirement Card

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Front Message: Congratulations!
Now that you've retired, you're totally free to do whatever the heck you want!
Inside Message: See? It's official!
License to Chill
Made my mark, paid my dues, Now hand me down my party shoes!
Issued In: State of Euphoria
Issued To: I.M. Outtahere, Retired Person Extraordinaire
Issued By: Board of Leisure
Effective Date: Today
Expiration Date: Never
No work, no jerks, no problem!
On ribbon medal: The Great Seal Of In Your Face, Working Stiffs!
On back: From now on, life is just 6 Saturdays and a Sunday!

Funny retirement greeting card features a cartoon dog on the cover and a multi-panel design that opens to reveal a certificate with shiny foil accents, embossing and a die-cut seal with ribbon attachment.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card pkg. size: 5.75" W x 8.31" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Very cute for your retiree!

    Nice card with a little humor

    Bought for: Spouse

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    Reviewed by: Brenda

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Great card

    This is my favorite retirement card to give to people. It is the best one I have seen

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    Reviewed by: Brent

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    He did it!

    Perfect

    Bought for: Child

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    Reviewed by: Betty

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Perfect Sentiment for some one retiring

    Gives a light hearted greeting for someone retiring as this is a hard decision to make!

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    Reviewed by: Ann

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Fun card

    Fun is great at momentous occasions and this card brought a smile to everyone!!!

    Bought for: None

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    Reviewed by: DAWN

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Retired

    Was used at an office retirement and everyone loved it.

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    Reviewed by: Donna

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