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License to Chill Certificate Funny Retirement Card

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Funny retirement greeting card features a cartoon dog on the cover and a multi-panel design that opens to reveal a certificate with shiny foil accents, embossing and a die-cut seal with ribbon attachment.

Congratulations!
Now that you've retired, you're totally free to do whatever the heck you want!
See? It's official!
License to Chill
Made my mark, paid my dues, Now hand me down my party shoes!
Issued In: State of Euphoria
Issued To: I.M. Outtahere, Retired Person Extraordinaire
Issued By: Board of Leisure
Effective Date: Today
Expiration Date: Never
No work, no jerks, no problem!
On ribbon medal: The Great Seal Of In Your Face, Working Stiffs!
On back: From now on, life is just 6 Saturdays and a Sunday!
Card pkg. size: 5.75" W x 8.31" H
Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
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