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I Didn't Buy It Funny Birthday Card

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Front Message: They said you were getting older, but I didn't buy it. They said you were slowing down, but I didn't buy it.
Inside Message: They said you wanted a gift, but I didn't buy it!

Crack a friend or family member up with this very funny birthday card decorated with silver glitter and a photo of a scowling baby. Let the celebrant know that you don't buy them getting older, you don't buy they're slowing down—and you don't buy birthday gifts.
  • Birthday card features glitter.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card size: 5" W x 7" H
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