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How Sexy Are You? Spanish-Language Birthday Card
How Sexy Are You? Spanish-Language Birthday Card
How Sexy Are You? Spanish-Language Birthday Card

How Sexy Are You? Spanish-Language Birthday Card

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Front Message: Es tu cumple. ¿Quieres saber QUÉ TAN SEXY ERES? Antes de abrir la tarjeta, sostenla firmemente con las dos manos. Si el interior se vuelve AZUL, eres muy sexy. Si se vuelve VERDE, eres mejor que la mayoría de las personas sexys. Si se vuelve ROJO...
Wanna take a LOVER SEXINESS TEST on your birthday? Before opening card, hold it firmly in both hands for a few moments. If the inside turns BLUE, you are a so-so sexy person. If it turns GREEN, you are a better-than-average sexy person. If it turns RED...
Inside Message: !
...tus hormonas alborotadas están por estallar. ¡Date un duchazo con agua fría!
...you are a pulsating mass of throbbing hormones and should probably be taking a cold shower! Feliz Cumpleaños (¡Y muchas felicidades por ser tan SEXYYY!)
Happy Birthday (And Congratulations on Your Test Results, Sexy!)

Wish your significant other a sizzling birthday with this suggestive and fun card. Its playful message in Spanish heats things up as the cover hints at hotter romance inside, then opens to suggest a cold shower.
  • Card features foil.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5.75" W x 8.25" H
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