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How Sexy Are You Romantic Birthday Card

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Front Message: Wanna take a lover sex test on your birthday?
before opening card, hold it firmly in both hands for a few moments. If the inside turns blue, you are a so-so sexy person.
if it turns green, you are a better-than-average sexy person.
if it turns red...
Inside Message: ...you are a pulsating mass of throbbing hormones and should probably be taking a cold shower!
Is it hot in here or is it just you? Happy Birthday (And Congratulations on Your Test Results, Sexy!)

Wish your significant other a sizzling birthday with this suggestive card. Its sexy message heats things up as the cover hints at hotter romance inside, then opens up to reveal a fun and playful surprise.
  • Birthday greeting card features embossing and glossy accents; open the card to reveal a fun surprise inside.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Extra postage required.
  • Card size: 5" W x 7" H
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