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Funny Advice Father's Day Card for Father-to-Be
Funny Advice Father's Day Card for Father-to-Be
Funny Advice Father's Day Card for Father-to-Be

Funny Advice Father's Day Card for Father-to-Be

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Front Message: Just for you on Father's Day--
Some totally unasked-for suggestions for the Father-to-be:
Inside Message: Now you've got all it takes
to be the world's Number One Dad!
And speaking of Number One…
Manual for first time fathers
DAD
Department of Amazing Dads
Powder the end that doesn't cry.
! Wear !
white shirts with caution.
Hang in there.
The first few months of fatherhood are the toughest.
If you don't count the next 18 years.
There is NO mute button.
You don't have
to buy a mini-van...
Right away.
Get used to those sleepless nights. Especially when your kid starts dating.

  • Father's Day greeting card for your brother, brother-in-law, husband, best friend, son or son-in-law features a spoof manual of unsolicited advice for new dads with not-so-common-sense hints and cheeky messages of support for being a No. 1 father.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card size: 5.75" W x 8.25" H
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