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Foot in Mouth Funny Birthday Card

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Front Message: Happy birthday! You're looking better than ever! And I don't mean you didn't look great before, because you did.
You just look really great now, which is impressive, since you're older than you used to be.
And I don't mean you're old. Just old-er. Than before.
Inside Message: Maybe I should start over.

Let a friend or family member know they're looking better than they used to AND remind them they're getting older with this funny birthday card that makes fun of the card giver. This tongue-in-cheek greeting features shiny foil lettering and will dig you out of any hole you've accidentally created for yourself.
  • Birthday greeting card features foil.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card size: 5" W x 7" H
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