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Dog Poet Funny Birthday Card
Dog Poet Funny Birthday Card
Dog Poet Funny Birthday Card

Dog Poet Funny Birthday Card

Shoebox
Regular price $3.49
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Card Details

Front Message: Roses are red,
Violets are blue…
Sometimes I like
To drink from the toilet.
The End
Inside Message: Still working on your birthday poem.

There's a reason why you don't hear about any famous canine poets. Nonetheless, dog lovers will get a kick out of this card's funny "toilet humor" poem. It's perfect for a friend who prefers laughter to tears on a birthday.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H
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