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Front Message: (Psychiatrist in a chair listening to a dog lying on a couch) (psychiatrist says:) Let me guess, your mom was a bitch.
Inside Message: It's your day. You're allowed to bitch a little.
All your friend wants for this year's birthday gift is to vent a little and laugh out loud, just what this birthday card provides. Do 'em a favor and make it happen. See? All better now. Just what the doctor ordered.
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