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Doctor's Orders Funny Birthday Card
Doctor's Orders Funny Birthday Card
Doctor's Orders Funny Birthday Card

Doctor's Orders Funny Birthday Card

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Regular price $3.49
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Card Details

Front Message: Experts say if we cut out
alcohol, sugar, and fried food,
we'll live a lot longer
Inside Message: In fact, it'll probably seem like forever.

If a day without alcohol, sugar and fried food is one day too many, this card is the right choice for a happy hour friend who enjoys sampling appetizers with a fancy umbrella drink to wash it all down. Birthday cheers to you!
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H
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