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Do Not Open Funny Birthday Card
Do Not Open Funny Birthday Card
Do Not Open Funny Birthday Card

Do Not Open Funny Birthday Card

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Front Message: Do not open this birthday card.
Inside Message: You bastard.

Test a friend's ability to follow simple directions with this snarky and comical birthday greeting. Order him not to open the card. Then let him know he's a bastard when he reads it and disobeys you.
  • One of the top vote getters selected by fans and non-fans of FunnyorDie.com.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H
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