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Can't Touch This Musical Birthday Card
Can't Touch This Musical Birthday Card
Can't Touch This Musical Birthday Card

Can't Touch This Musical Birthday Card

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Front Message: I feel sorry for all the women younger than us.
Inside Message: The pressure they must feel to look as good as us someday? Poor things.

Watch your backs, young things. Remind your friend on her birthday that she's hot at any age!
  • Plays "U Can't Touch This" performed by MC Hammer.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary. 
  • Extra postage required.
  • 5.75" W x 8.25" H
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