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Birthday Calories Don't Count Funny Musical Birthday Card

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Front Message: Birthday calories don't count.
Inside Message: Pretty sure that's a law.

Remind them on their special day that it's a legal statute that birthday calories don't count towards your daily intake. They're innocent, healthy and a necessity. Our fun b-day card features a retro-style photograph of a woman holding two giant ice cream cones and plays the very appropriate song "Sugar, Sugar" performed by The Archies when opened.
  • Birthday greeting card plays "Sugar, Sugar" performed by The Archies.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Extra postage required.
  • Card size: 5.75" W x 5.75" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.


    Our neighbor was not looking forward to her 50th but this card and a cake from her favorite bakery made it perfect!

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    Reviewed by: ANN

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Sweet Purchase

    This is a great card--the art work, the sentiment, and the music--"Oh Sugar, Sugar!"

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    Reviewed by: KATHY