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Anti-Butt Crack Birthday Card
Anti-Butt Crack Birthday Card
Anti-Butt Crack Birthday Card

Anti-Butt Crack Birthday Card

Shoebox
Regular price $3.49
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Card Details

Front Message: After years of using Bay of Olaye Anti-Wrinkle Cream, / Shirley's butt crack completely disappears.
Inside Message: Happy Birthday, You Ageless Wonder, You!

Aging gracefully takes on new meaning with this cheeky birthday card from Hallmark's Shoebox collection.
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  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H
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